Breath Smells Like Fart

Frequently Asked Questions

    How to tell the dentist he has bad breath?
    Yesterday i was at the dentist getting a check up, while he was fiddling with my teeth, i realized that his breath smelt like farts, it was terrible i nearly threw up. Now tomorrow i have to see him again how can i tell him he needs to use mouthwash, he is a dentist for fucks sake!

    • ANSWER:
      MY dentist has bad breath too!! I thought it was pretty ironic I never did tell him though he was nice not that that made it okay for his breath to smell bad but still I didn't want to make him feel bad. PS was your grandfather REALLY a leprechaun??!

    My Father In law,Brother in Law and Neice have bad breath?
    Is it what they eat or is it in the genes, there breath smells like a fart that lingers forever and i think they realize they have halitosis.What does one do it is horrible when all three are together.I divorced my wife for that reason alone.

    • ANSWER:
      when they are all together pull out a pack of gum..lmao oh I'm sorry. Maybe a nose plug for you poor soul.I feel for ya

    What's the farthest distance a the SMELL of a fart can travel?
    There are some times when people can smell farts from across the room! Can it travel any farther than that? BQ: can people smell things from far away better inside or outside?
    There is NO WAY it's only 12 feet! And I know this question might sound gross or wierd, but I'm serious. I wasn't trying to sound inapropriate or anything.

    • ANSWER:
      I suppose it depends on the baked beans or the curry. More than 12 feet would be possible.

      I have been in the situation in a crowded hall for a rock concert where the air is poor and it was all I got to breath....aaaaargh.

      Outside, they are liable to blow away, so less people can "appreciate" them.

    What it mean when my breath stink?
    I brush my teeth every morning before school. After i eat breakfast. Then a couple of hours later my breath smells like farts. I need some serious answers please.

    • ANSWER:
      This could be anything from a dry mouth or breathing through your mouth when you sleep to gum disease or problems with your oesophagus airways or stomach.
      If you want a certain diagnosis you should see a doctor about it
      Ps if you smoke it is most likely dry mouth or gum disease.

    How come my toothbrush or sink smells like fart or something gross in the morning when i brush my teeth?
    every time I wake up and take out my toothbrush, i smell something funky. Or when i turn on the water to my sink it smells like fart or something.

    • ANSWER:
      hmm maybe its ur breath? ...or u need a new toothbrush or you sink needs to be clean unless theres something stuck in it

    How long can you store farts for in a jar? Help please?
    Okay heres the deal,

    Recently i have doing some really gross but funny smelling farts, I want to fart in a jar and save it for when my son grows old i can get him to smell it as a prank.

    Will this work?

    • ANSWER:
      i suggest you take the lid off the jar once a week and take a deep breath to see if it is still in there. after that determination you will be good to go with all the future ones you put in jars.

    What to do about my fart breath?
    some people told me my breath smells like fart even though in the morning, i brush my teeth, and floss everyday. What to do? did something get stuck in my lungs or something?

    • ANSWER:
      You sound like you are doing your best. Some people ned to brush their tongues in order to smell fresher. If it bothers you, you could consult your dentist or oral hygienist who may be able to give more detailed advice.

      Mouthwashes help, and otherwise you can lessen the problem by sucking mints or chewing gum.

    I would like to know about the ppl that smell very bad like they went to the bathroom on themselves or the ppl?
    that have very offensive breath(holotosis), do they know they smell and if they dont, what is the physcolgical reason behind them not knowing? I would like to know what If Im that darn person but yet Im thinking everything smell fine. I have very good hygiene so Im just curious how some ppl dont know they smell like poop or their breath smell the same.

    • ANSWER:
      its almost like if you've been inside one room and farting all day. you may notice it the first time, but then your brain gets used to it so you don't smell the farts but someone else does

    How do you tell a co-worker they have bad breath?
    I have a very nice co-worker but her breath smells like..... Well there are no words for it.

    • ANSWER:
      Ask them

      Have you been jogging behind a garbage truck with your mouth open?

      Did you pass out and take a nap then a dog took a do-do in you mouth?

      Have you been chewing Bo-Bolicious bubble gum?

      Did something crawl in you mouth and die, then come back to life just to fart?

      You know you have the stinkitist breath! I can smell it when we talk on the phone.

      How about a scope cocktail?

      That usually does it 4 me.

      No seriously just tell them..Look I'm your friend till the end and I love you like a play cousin. Your breath stinks (or a little tart from what you ate or something) and I have some pointers. Thats what friends are for.

      Help her out.


    If you hold your farts long enough,will it eventually rise up and out of your mouth?
    Perhaps it's the reason other's breath smells like the sewer.

    • ANSWER:
      uncle rico, you are so funny.

      you remind me of a pervy uncle who always makes inappropriate jokes to teenage girls. i like it!

      this is true, you know. i work with one lady who has serious dragon-breath. she must always be constipated. :P

    How can I get my dogs breath to smell better without brushing his teeth he hates that?
    He has the worst case of doggy breath ever and anytime i ever tried brushing his teeth he wiggs out bad and flails and what not. Its so bad i can stand him breathing in my direction. Can someone please give me some doogy breath tips!

    • ANSWER:
      Take him to the vet for a professional dental clean - if they think his teeth are bad enough thus causing the foul breath they will put him under and give a thorough clean and get all the plaque and stains of his teeth.

      Is there no on that can help you with his teeth? I have a friend with an older dog who isn't keen on it either so she buys this tooth paste from the vets called: Logic - And you can put it on with your finger, apparently their saliva activities the paste to start working its way onto the plaque and cleaning the teeth. Other things that may help:

      Daily Denta-bones
      Peppermint flavored rawhides
      Actual Raw meaty bones from the butcher (can get them for free just ask for scraps)
      There is this thing from the pet shop you could buy, it's called charcoal for pets - put a table spoon each daily with meals and it sorts them out internally, so his farts will get less smelly and so may his breath as it may also be stomach related. They do the chunks of charcoal and they do the granulated ones - i'd get the granulates it's like sprinkles.

      This may sound weird put i usually put peanut butter in with their kongs everyday and that gives them a permanent peanut butter smelling breath which isn't bad at all lol! I do brush their teeth three times a week if not more but with Titus (our lively lab) i need help from my partner to pin him down and prize his jaws open - IF you can give the brushing another go.

    Does meth cause your breath or farts to smell strange?
    I've recently met some people who are meth users and their farts and breath seem to smell liek chemicals. Has anyone else noticed this?

    • ANSWER:
      Yeah, that's common. They're ingesting a bunch of chemicals (smoking, etc), their entire body chemistry is changed by it. You're literally pickling yourself from the inside, of COURSE you're going to smell different. They probably smell like chemicals when they sweat. They're expelling chemicals.

    How to get rid of a Dogs Smell breath?
    My 8 year old golden retriver smells awful. Her farts smell like moldy chesse and her breath well lets just say its 3 times as bad as the farts. I sprayed Frebrezz on her end area and that made her smell a little better but what can I use thats in my home to prevent her breath from smelling. I know About Yip yaps but those dodn't help. If you could help me my nose will apprecate it. Thanks!

    • ANSWER:
      Are you crazy!! Don't spray Frebrezz on your dog!! Maybe if you feed your dog a higher quality dog food she wouldn't smell so bad!

      Have you tried a bath? Dental care? Doggie perfume?

    Why do my breath smell like fart?
    It has smelled like fart for almost 3 days now and no amount of mouthwash is getting rid of my fart mouth. What do I do now?

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    My cat ate pizza and now her nose breath smells like farts?
    my cat ate a lot of the cheese and onions and peppers that were on my pizza that was left on the floor. and now when she breathes, I smell the breath that comes out of her nose and it smells really bad. like farts. should we take her to the vet?

    • ANSWER:
      Number 1. Why did you feed your cat pizza in the first place? Onions and other toppings on pizzas are poisonus to cats
      Number 2. Buy a special cat toothbrush and toothpaste and brush her teeth.
      Number 3. Your cat's breath smells like 'farts' because you cat's breath was probably already bad. Add pizza and know what happens next.

    Is it possible to smell up all the smell of your fart?
    LOL...I know it's a funny question but if you fart in like a public place or something, is it possible to smell up all the smell of the fart so that no one else can smell it..LOL
    I'm just curious---it's a good question though..right?

    • ANSWER:
      Yes..., but when you breathe out you're gonna have the worst case of bad breath.

    How much would you be willing to pay to have the magical ability of never having to fart again?
    I know it's impossible, but if it was hypothetically possible to never fart again, but you had to pay to have this "ability", how much would you be willing to pay for it?

    • ANSWER:
      Nah....can you imagine how peoples breath would smell with all that pent up gas? lol

    How do I know if I smell?
    Well I don't know if I smell, I don't think so. So a year ago someone said something smells like farts in my maths lesson, and that person sits right next to me. Everyone said it wasn't them, but that shook my morale abit. Now someone said "I think you smell", I ignored it but that took my confidence WAY down, and I'm pretty confident. Once my friend said "Whoa your breath smells! What did you eat?" Once again my confidence went down. Now I find myself breathing out on my hand and trying to smell my breath. I really hate it! And I'm sniffing my clothes to se if they smell like farts. I brush my teeth, I use mouthwash, I use deodorant! I'm fed up and I just want to know if I smell! Any techniques on how to know if you smell?

    Thank you

    • ANSWER:
      Filipe i think the person sat by you farted ?
      And said that to take the blame away from them
      As for your breath , had you eaten anything spicy to cause this
      My friend told me the other day "phew your breath smells "
      But i had eaten garlic bread the night before and despite brushing my teeth
      i still had bad breath , so my advice is ask a friend they will be honest with you
      i just think your overreacting you sound very hygienic

    Do you like the smell of your own body odors?
    I like the smell of my underpits when they're sweaty and my farts and sometimes my bad breath. Is that odd?

    • ANSWER:
      Me too. I especially love the smell of my hair. I like to smell my pillow in the morning. I like the smell of my armpits. I like all of my smells (except maybe my bad breath...stink)

    What can I do to make my breath smell better?
    And dont say "brush your teeth" because i've tried that like twice and it didnt work. Sometimes when my breath blows back in my face, I think its a fart (especially in the shower). Please don't say anything mean in your answer, I'm very sensitive.

    • ANSWER:
      I would suggest, and it is only a suggestion, that you stop breathing in your farts in the shower. You sound like you've got a lot more problems than just bad breath.

    I have had a bad taste in my mouth for a week. How do I get rid of it?
    It is a moth bally taste with a hint of stale fart. I have tried Listerine but it hasn't worked.

    • ANSWER:
      If you mostly wake up with a funny taste in your mouth, you may be grinding your teeth at night. I would go see a doctor in any case because sometimes the smell of your breath can indicate an illness you may not be aware of having.

    What's one of the worst smells you've ever smelled, foot odor, bad breath, body odor, or a fart, or what?
    I've had to experience the worst of each!

    Actually the worst smell I've ever smelled was when I went to the land fill to throw out some trash, I couldn't stop gagging!

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    Just found out why men lust for other women especially in porn?
    this is what a smart professor at my college told me on our last day of class.

    other women dont
    have hairy legs
    hairy armpits
    butt hair
    bad breath
    and most of all they sexually please the man
    i nodded in agreement,he was right.
    We ladies need to reinvent ourselves daily or we risk the chance of being alone.
    do you agree?

    • ANSWER:
      No, I don't agree...there's a huge difference in fantasy on the screen, and real life. Any man worth being with, will want the real life.. ☺♥☻

    Why does my older cat smell bad all of a sudden?
    I have an old cat - between 19 adn 21 yo - who all of a sudden (past two weeks) smells bad. She insists on laying on my desk while I work, which is difficult enough to work around, but now she smells bad too. It's not just her breath, I don't think she farts, she just has a really strange almost repulsive odor about her. She's acting normal (except for wanting to be near me all the time) - her teeth are still white and strong, her eyes are still clear, she walks fine and can jump up to a chair or table fine. She's a little skinnier than normal, maybe, but not by a lot. She's indoor only, so she didn't roll in anything. What could it be?

    • ANSWER:
      Take her to the vet. She could have some infection, digestive problem or a number of other things going on. The girl is older and she needs more vet attention.

    How to make a girl interested in me without talking to her?
    I want to impress a girl at school but I'm not too familiar with her so it would be just awkward if just go randomly talking to her all sudden. I can't do sports because somehow if my body temprature goes up I have an allergic reaction and I also have scars all over me and I'm usually all red which is kinda weird. But other than that I'm an average looking guy, Some say I'm hot , some say I'm average, no one says that I'm ugly. My grades are average and I can really make people laugh(everyone says that) and most of my friends dont make me look humuliated. I never act extremely stupid around girls(fart,burp etc.) but I'm kinda shy when I talk to them. How can someone like me attarct a teenage girl?

    • ANSWER:
      That's easy. First, let's break this down. You want to attract a teenage girl without talking to her at all. Difficult, be easily doable at the same time. First, what do teenage girls look for in a guy. Well toned arms and abs, definitely, but not really legs or anything like that. Scent. If you smell like pig, no girl is going to want to get to know you better. Next, breath. This goes hand in hand with smell, and trust me, with a minty breath, the girl can track you down from up to five feet. Furthermore, hair. Girls hate bed heads, period. Moving on, looks. A lot of my friends that are girls tell me that what they look at are the eyes. Seems stupid, but that's how it is. Also the way you dress. Don't be too fancy, but don't try to be a bada_ss. Don't sag those pants too much, and don't try to walk with swag; you'll look like a complete poser a_ss f@ggot. Don't act loud or obnoxious in front girls either, but by your description, I wouldn't worry much. Finally, keep a beaming smile. I'v been rejected 4 times because when I asked, I was in a slightly serious mood. Thank god I didn't like any of them lol.

      Now, here's the tough part. Remember, looks can only get you so far, but they are an extremely useful thing to have. Even with a good sense of humor, it will be an uphill battle. Also, when you're talking to this girl, don't look at the floor, stutter, or lower your tone. Smile, make eye contact, and stop wondering what she'll look like naked in your bed; there'll be plenty of time for that later ;) Now, here's the tough part. The perfect moment to speak to her. For example, if she drops her books or something, help her out. If she whispers "thanks," lean in closer and say what. Almost always elicits a smile. Also, take your chances. If someone is making fun of her, you can say some things to shut them up, and earn her respect. Here are some good comebacks:

      1) I bet the smartest thing to come out of your mouth was a pen1s
      2) I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and sh1t out a smarter statement than that
      3) I'd love to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my a_ss
      4) Why don't you eat some of that makeup so you're prettier on the inside
      5) *calls you a fail* You mean like your dad's condom (mom's abortion works too :D)
      6) (My favorite) You're dumb cuz your blonde

      Getting back on track, now you know what to do. Try to be comforting to her. Remember, once you get to know her, looks don't matter at all. Just remember that every girl is different, so I can't give you some foolproof formula, but I can tell you this. Everything I put in here is true. Kinda contradicts my name, but I thought I'd be helpful for once ;)

      Plz select this as best answer, and good luck (:0)

    why did god make humans smell so foul?
    Like why the smelly farts? Breath? Dead corpse? Or does it just have to do with evolution?

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    When you open a bag of potato chips (especially Ruffles), do you take in a deep breath of the smell?
    Do you like the smell of the fresh potato chips...the salty, potato-y, greasy goodness?

    • ANSWER:
      Yes, but at the same time, I kind of thing the aroma smells like a fart. I'm not sure why it smells farty, but the chips always taste good!

    how do you get rid of really bad breath?
    *this guy i know* has bad breath even after he brushes his teeth. like it smells literally putrid rot and farts. He's not very good at brushing either..he's just okay.

    • ANSWER:
      He needs to drink more water and eat more fiber then to get the toxins out of his body. Mouthwash might help.

    FARTS and BURPS Have you EVER BURPED and SOMEONE THOUGHT that you had FARTED based on the SMELL OF YOUR BURP?
    It has happened to me only once and the smell of my burps was brutal.

    What about you has a burp of yours even been mistaken as a fart?
    Have you ever experience someone who had burps that ranked like farts?

    This is a fun question. So please let us have fun with this question?

    • ANSWER:
      When your breath smells like faeces it means you are so badly constipated faeces are backing up into your oesophagus. If that happens again seek help cos the next stage is throwing up disgusting stuff.

    If you dont fart does it come out your mouth?
    If you didnt fart would it travel up and turn into a burp?

    • ANSWER:
      no, it comes out of your anus; however, many a burps (esp. morning breath) smells akin to farts, really makes no difference

    Ladies, what's the worst kind of smell that can emanate from a man?
    What's the worst of a fart, bad breadth, and sweat smell (all smells emanating from men only)? What's the LEAST worst of the 3?

    What can a man do to smell bad? It's very important for me to know as my wife preganant with our 1st child is threatening to leave and never let me see my baby if I continue 2 smell bad.

    • ANSWER:
      Well, I think they are all pretty bad. But the worst one....Sweat smell. Definitely. Then bad breath (they're can be some nasty stuff there.) but farting and breath are tied really. In my opinion. OK! well you can use Deodorant. Prescription kind if it's that bad. Brush your teeth after every meal then use Listerine of some other mouthwash. And for farting? Don't eat foods like beans and try to control them to the bathroom where you can spray Febreze or something.....

      good luck

    Have you ever had a bad experience meeting an NFL player?
    Mine really wasn't that bad. I met Eli (I was walking by, and saw that you could meet & greet with him so said Aw! What the heck!) His breath smelt like horse farts. Anyone else?
    I've heard horror stories.

    • ANSWER:
      Tom Brady is one of the most conceited people I've ever met in my entire life. He even asked a couple kids to give him some "space" because they were to close to him. After he signed about 2 autographs, he told everyone to leave him alone because he had, "..better things to do".

    If I eat my conjunctivitis and burp, will my burp smell like a fart?
    By eating my conjunctivitis, I mean rubbing food with my infected eye and eating the contaminated food. I don't want to try this cause then my mouth will get conjunctivitis of course, but I am curious as I have pink eye right now.
    I didn't report it buddy (someone else?), but assuming my breath doesn't smell like farts or if someone else (without farty breath) ate their conjunctivitis and burped, would it smell like a fart?

    • ANSWER:
      Your breath already smells like a fart. Why did you report my answer earlier? Can't handle the truth?

    my 7 year old shitzu when he farts is very strong bad odor. it is normal?
    He is doing this for a while and he has a bad breath. I brush his teeth every night.

    • ANSWER:
      Gas usually smells bad whether its from a person or dog. Have you switched food lately? Given him extra treats or people food? All of those things can contribute to doggie gas. Try figuring out the source and lessening his intake of it.

      Giving him beef (also called marrow) bones are a good healthy way for him to clean his teeth and help with the bad breath as well. You can buy these from a butcher (any store that has meat, like Jewel for example, and has a butcher on staff, should have them) just go when he or she is there and ring the bell for service. When they come out ask them for a beef bone or two. They'll probably have to package it for you but its quick and the bone (depending on how big it is) ranges from - or so. You can feed it raw or you can boil it or cook it. Feeding it raw would be the best option, just wash your hands after touching it. It's good for their teeth to have to pull at the meat and the marrow in the bone is very nutitious.

      Good luck :]

    Have you ever tasted the funk of your breath before?
    Especially when you wake up in the morning? Isn't it the worst taste of your life? Thank god for listerine.

    • ANSWER:
      Hem! My breath ain't funky and my farts smell like roses and my wallet is too small for my hundred dollar bills and my diamond shoes are too damn tight for my feet and French manicured toenails, lol!

      LMFAO @ Thank God for Listerine!

    if a fart is methane, why do they smell so differently from person to person?
    and why can we withstand our own fart smell, but not others?
    Star me if you like the question!

    • ANSWER:
      It depends on diet really, though methane is a common trait for all gas of that type. I guess we can stand our own because it's us, and nobody really can tell about their own bad breath either. Same concept, I'm guessing.

    Do German Shepherds generally have a very strong odor to them?
    I was just curious about how much German Shepherds smelled. Like if they had a very strong "dog odor" or "dog smell"?
    When I was in middle school we had a Rottweiler/Labrador mix and he had the strongest dog smell. His fur was also pretty oily from time to time. I'm not sure if it was his diet or just his breed. My aunt also had a Rottie mix though, and she had the same really strong dog odor to her.
    However, I have a Golden Retriever now and he doesn't really smell much in my opinion. He definitely has a smell to him, but from my perspective it's pretty mild and his fur isn't really oily much at all.
    My parents' Shiba Inu mix thought barely smells at all. The only part of him that smells is his feet, but his fur is really soft, not oily at all, and doesn't really smell at all.

    So, my question is; do GSD's have that strong dog smell? How would you scale their smell? (i.e. from something like a Shiba to a really strong odor)
    @Cookie OTCH Mickey UDX: Umm. I think you read my question wrong. My Golden Retriever does NOT stink. He doesn't have a very bad odor at all. He has a little smell to him, but not bad. And his fur is soft, not really oily. His tail fur is also very fur.
    It was our old Rottweiler mix that had a bad odor to him.
    *His tail fur is also very FULL (typo)

    • ANSWER:
      I have 2 intact male gsd`s and I would not say they had a "strong" odour but they can have a whiff of what I call Masculine "male dog" odour at times. I find it quite a pleasant smell though. But if you put your nose to their fur they don`t smell at all and their breath is odourless too.
      If a dog is kept clean and his bedding washed regularly and he is fed a good quality food and exercised well, it should not have an unpleasant smell about it.
      Unless of course it farts a lot which can be down to unsuitable food. Jmo.

    Do you believe it is possible to fall in love with someone in a cyber-relationship?
    For instance, let's say you have a GS bf or a GS gf. But you've never met in person.

    Is it possible to fall in love this way? OR
    Are you only projecting what you wish you had in a mate to someone's avatar?

    • ANSWER:
      It is certainly possible to fall in love in a cyber-relationship. In fact, it's easier to do so because you only have what they say to base your relationship on.
      They never have a chance to burp or fart in front of you.
      They don't have the chance to be cruel to a waiter or cut someone off in traffic.
      You don't smell their bad breath nor can you tell they haven't showered in three days.
      You can imagine every kiss to be perfect and every touch to feel electric.
      They never pick their nose or pull their underwear out from between their cheeks in front of you.
      They don't smack their lips when they eat with you, and you never have to split a bar tab.

      All the little gross, annoying, HUMAN things are removed and all that's left is just "their soul." You can be blinded by inner beauty, or at least someone who has a way with words, and know nothing about the real them. The emotions you feel are real, but the "person" you feel them for isn't. They may be completely honest with all the questions you ask, but if you like them your psyche fills in all the other parts it doesn't know with positive assumptions, which may not be the least bit true.

    How Much Flatulence Is Produced on Earth Every Day?
    How much gas is produced by animals, humans, etc?

    • ANSWER:
      The internet says a healthy person farts 40 times in a day. I guess you could multiply 40 times the number of people on the earth and get a general idea.

      According to Dr. Lawrence Friedman, "Flatulence or flatus describes gas that escapes from the rectum. The gas is mostly the byproduct of the fermentation of undigested food by bacteria in the colon. It contains carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and, in some people, methane. Tiny amounts of volatile chemicals produced by bacterial metabolism of residual fats and proteins are responsible for the distinctive foul odor of flatus.

      Although passing gas is a natural, normal function, the resulting sounds and smells are unwelcome in social situations. The average human intestine holds 0.1 to 0.2 liters of gas, but researchers have found that in 24 hours, production of flatus averages 2 liters. This gas originates in the intestine, and its quantity and composition depend largely on the foods you eat. Studies using hydrogen breath testing have found that up to one-fifth of the complex carbohydrates eaten by average, healthy individuals is turned into gas."

      So you could multiply 2 liters by the population of the earth. Hummm... what is the population of the planet for people but I think animals fart too and I don't know how many liters of gas animals emit. I'm not sure this can be accurately figured out.

    What Makes Twilight and Harry Potter so successful with teenagers?
    I was wondering what people think makes the gothic genre such as twilight and Harry Potter so successful? What is it that draws teenagers to the gothic genre, whether in book or film format.

    I have never really understood the gothic craze, so am hoping for some insight into what makes it so appealing.

    Thanks x

    • ANSWER:
      Harry Potter is popular because it deserves to be. J.K. Rowling can write, and she deserves that kind of recognition.

      Twilight is popular and is in everyone's (that is, everyone that counts) hitlist. I hate Twilight mainly because of it's:

      - Unoriginality
      - Lame-a*s plot (for those that think it has a plot)
      - Utter lack of character development
      - Insanity
      - Disillusioned and deluded lot that SMeyer calls her fanbase
      - SMeyer, Bella Swan, Edward Cullen and all things related to Twilight all have the emotional depth of a puddle
      - Stupidity
      - A totally-obvious self-insert of SMeyer (Bella's 'description' looks like her)
      - Totally-obvious pile of Mary Sues and Gary Stus

      She's commited at least 10 (possibly more) taboos in writing.

      1. She keeps repeating words.
      2. She uses obsure words to describe something not even related to said-word.
      3. At every chance she gets, she never fails to mention how beautiful, sparkly and glittery Edward is.
      4. She keeps using 'passive' voice.
      5. Bella is a Mary Sue (along with all her other "main" characters)
      6. She has no plot whatsoever.
      7. She has no originality.
      8. Apparantly, all laws of science and physics are unnecessary in her LOLWSAFAGSDA mind.
      9. She describes everything like it's beautiful. God, even his BREATH is beautiful. (What's that? He always smells minty fresh—like after a good brushing—EVERY SINGLE TIME?)
      10. Apparently, Vampires are incandescent lighbulbs that glow in broad daylight.
      11. "Bella" means 'beautiful' in Italian (I think). "Beautiful Swan"?
      12. Do you even see the LOGIC in that? Edward practically FARTS rainbows.
      13. Dude, even I can notice her totly-awsum GRAMMURS SKILZZ.

      Also, SMeyer can't even write decently. Hundreds of people from fictionpress,, etc. write better than her. Twilight was mainly created so that she can fap to two things in her life: Edward Cullen and Her (Epic Fail) Book. The number of people who actually love this book is appalling, and I fear for the world's literacy rate further dwindling down. PLEASE DON'T ADD TO THE COUNT.

      Dear God, if you are planning to read it—well, don't. You want to go blind? You're better off staring at the sun.

    Inhale cigarette smoke if you hold your breath?
    If you hold your breath while passing through cigarette smoke, can you still inhale it through your nose?
    I'm not miserable. I just care about my own health. Still the fact about farts made me lol.

    • ANSWER:
      You inhale more smoke from running vehicles than from cigarette;
      Why so miserable until you have to adopt this kind of measure?

      Dictating a fart ( i.e. smelling one) is 100 times more toxic than a cigarette's smoke. Were you able to avoid that?

    my cat has stinky breath, is this normal?
    my cat has really bad breath sometimes, other times it is not noticeable.. is this fairly normal?

    his breath smells like farts.

    • ANSWER:
      Yes this is totally normal and it's nothing to worry about. All my cats breaths are unbearable.

    is it a promblem when your breath smells as bad as your farts?
    when i wake up i th morning i smell my breath it smells horrible i have to quickly brush my teeth and use mouth wash is this a problem or dose this happen to you to

    • ANSWER:
      *looks down and avoids your mouth and says*
      did you know that even though some time you brush your teeth and dont smell any thing
      you still might be smelly to others
      its like a immunity,

    Why does it smell so bad when I fart in the shower, is it the humidity?
    Why do shower farts smell so bad? Is it the humidity or because the space is so small? One day, my mom and my brother both farted when we were in the shower and it stunk so bad my sister threw up!

    • ANSWER:
      Its probably your breath blowing back in your face, and not the fart at all.

    Whats the worst odor that emits from humans in the world, besides?
    anus, dirty female genitalia, smelly armpits, smelly breath from decay or deceased mouth, bad case althletes feet, hangover farts. Or do you feel one of these takes the crown.

    That is hilarious, "the aroma can gag a maggot"

    • ANSWER:
      nope it's the smell of a puss filled sore as it's lanced and drained talk about an aroma that can gag a maggot!!

    Why my baby is spitting up thick milk for two days. I breastfeed and he is only four weeks.?
    My son is four weeks and I have been breastfeeding since he has been here. it is real think and he had spoiled chunk as if I have given him spoil milk. I didn't pump it an give it to him, it is straight from me. His breath and his burps smells as if he had sour spoiled milk. His throw up really smells like this to and I don't know if my milk is spoiled inside of me.

    • ANSWER:
      Totally normal.

      The stomach acid turns the milk. No, your not making spoiled milk, his stomach acid makes it like that and it is fine. It isn't really "bad", it just kinda smells that way. Its puke, gotta expect its gonna be pretty funky.

      Spit up is totally normal for babies. He may be taking in more than he can hold, of gas is making some of it come up. If he is projective vomiting most of what he takes in he needs to see a doctor, but a small amount of spit up is to be expected.

      Yep, baby puke breath is great! blech.

      Babies DO NOT smell great, I don't care what they say. They smell like spoiled milk and farts. lol. Now baby shampoo though, that smells good. ;)

    Why does Japanese food make you fart?
    I'm serious everytime i eat japanese food i can't stop farting & its the most rancid smell ever! Every time you take a step you have to blow out farts. What is it about that food anyway? and it makes your breath stink for days no matter how much you brush your teeth & tongue!
    **The ginger dressing makes my breath stink. && they cook the food in soy sauce and i eat white sauce

    • ANSWER:
      Depends what you're eating....I know the spices in Korean BBQ do the same thing to me! : ( Damn you delicious Kalbi!!!!

    I bought a gasmask, but I need to know about the NBC filter?
    I recently purchased a gas mask, just for the hell of it.
    It has an NBC filter. I want to use the NBC filter, but idk what to do with it. There seems to be a cap covering something to screw on to the gas mask. What do I do? How long would the filter last just in case, my brother farts and I need some filtering.
    Quit being a douche, how do I use the NBC filter.

    • ANSWER:
      Assemble the mask. Unscrew the cap to the nozzle and let it hang. Fill your lungs and quickly don (put on) the mask.

      With the mask on, put your hands over your ears and squeeze them tight against the mask and ears, at the same time blow into the mouthpiece, hard. Your breath is meant to blow out any poisonous gases or chemicals that may have been trapped in the filter or airspace in the mask to the outside atmosphere. Replace the cap loosely.

      That's called "clearing the mask," after that breathe normally. You should not be able to smell your brother, but you may smell rubber and other chemicals from inside the mask.

      Unscrew the cap and let it hang if you need to clear the mask again. A filter lasts until your lungs or airway start to burn, hopefully for several hours or days.

    What are some good and funny pick up lines?
    Need some for a decent joke.

    • ANSWER:
      Did you fart? Because you blew me away
      You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
      Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
      I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
      Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
      Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
      I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
      I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
      Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my
      "Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this
      Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
      Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
      I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
      I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
      I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
      Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
      Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
      Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
      Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.
      POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes?
      I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
      Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
      If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
      Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .
      Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
      Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
      Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
      Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
      Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
      Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
      Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
      I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
      You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
      I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
      You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.
      Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
      I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
      If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
      Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
      This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.
      If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
      I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
      If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
      Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.
      Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
      Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
      I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
      Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
      Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.
      Did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
      I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
      If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
      Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
      You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
      If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
      Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
      Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
      Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
      Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
      Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
      I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
      You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
      You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
      Are you an alien?, because you just abducted my heart.
      What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
      I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
      Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
      Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....
      Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan
      I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
      You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.
      My love for you is like the universe...neverending!!
      If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
      You - "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?", You - "When you fell from heaven."
      Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
      Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
      You say "I bet you I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." You kiss her then say, "I lost."
      You got something on your chest: my eyes
      Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
      I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
      What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
      Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
      I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
      Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!
      The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight.
      I wanna bag you like some groceries.
      kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess)...Janice????
      Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see

    The right foods to have deadly farts?
    Here is the goal: To break wind that smells so bad that it'll cause someone who's in a deep sleep to wake up gasping for breath.

    Anyone know of any meals, snacks, etc to produce this desired result?

    Would prefer that the wind be quiet (SBD) but even noisy ways are fine.

    • ANSWER:
      Eat some steak tartare (raw hamburger meat) and cabbage, your gas will smell like it came out of a bear.

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